“Texts from Avengers Tower” - 49. Beyoncé

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy

This text: Kamar-Taj, 2016. Stephen Strange to Wong.

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49. - “Beyoncé”

Kamar-Taj, 2016

STRANGE
For the record, Wong
I know you know who Beyoncé is
I heard you listening to Single Ladies in your study

WONG
Did you now?
I believe you are mistaken, Strange

STRANGE
Um, excuse me
Are you really going to deny it?

WONG
The only person who could possibly have overheard that would have been the thief who stole books from my library
Against my express wishes and admonitions
And facilitated the desecration of reality
Which is very serious crime

STRANGE
Huh
I suppose it is

WONG
And that couldn’t possibly have been you, Strange
You would never commit such a transgression
Therefore
You cannot prove I listen to Beyoncé

STRANGE
I guess not

WONG
Besides
I’m more of a Rihanna guy anyway

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Next text: 50. Consulting