breakinglight11 | “Texts From Avengers Tower”

“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast

This text: Queens, New York, 2019. Tony Stark to Peter Parker.

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79. - “Autocorrect II”

TONY STARK
Hey kid
Seems some little gremlin’s been messing with my autocorrect
Pepper becomes PEPPERJACK
Happy turns into HAPPYMEAL

PETER PARKER
Haha rlly
That’s hilarious

TONY STARK
Yeah laugh it up kid
I don’t got a lot of folks in my life with the ability to hack my phone AND that particular sense of humor
Thought I’d start with the one wiseass gen zoomer

PETER PARKER
Don’t freak out its just a couple little jokes

TONY STARK
Uh huh
Is that all you did

PETER PARKER
Well
Have u tried to talk to anyone abt Friday recently?

TONY STARK
What about FRENCHFRY?
Jesus Christ
Are there any more

PETER PARKER
Nah I ran out of ideas
I guess dr banner could be SHAMROCKSHAKE for the green thing
I rlly wanted somebody to be BIGMAC but it didn’t work with anybody’s name

TONY STARK
I don’t know Rogers maybe
What’s more American than a Big Mac

PETER PARKER
Jeez sir u turned my dumb joke into a grim statement on American consumerism

TONY STARK
Now were both annoyed

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Next text: 80. Responsibility

“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 79. Autocorrect II