“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 76. Fingers

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone

This text: Sakaar, 2018. Brunnhilde to the Hulk.

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76. - “Fingers”

Sakaar, 2018

VALKYRIE
Hello friend
We still on for drinks after the fight?

HULK
YETI
HULK GROUSE DRINKS

VALKYRIE
Sorry?

HULK
GRUB DRAGS
GRIP DRUGS

VALKYRIE
What in hell?

HULK
RRAAAGGHHHH

VALKYRIE
Everything all right?

HULK
HULK FINGERS TOO BIG FOR TINY DEVICE
HULK USE VOICE TO TEXT BUT SOMETIMES IT HEAR WRONG BIRD
WRONG WORM
WRONG WORK
RAAAAAGGGGHHHH

VALKYRIE
Ah, I see
So we’re on for drinks?
Eh friend?
…
You smashed your phone didn’t you?

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Next text: 77. Music