“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 78. Podcast
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By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
This text: New York, 2025. Scott Lang to Sam Wilson.
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78. - “Podcast”
New York, 2025
SCOTT LANG
Hey there Sam
It’s been a while how you been? You doing all right?
SAM WILSON
Oh hey Scott
Yeah I’m all right
SCOTT LANG
Aw man I’m glad to hear it
I know you went through some crazy things recently and I wanted to check in
All that passing on the shield stuff must have been intense
SAM WILSON
Uh yeah
It’s cool of you to think of me
SCOTT LANG
Of course of course
You know if you ever want to talk about it I’d be really glad to listen
SAM WILSON
…
I’m not coming on your podcast dude
SCOTT LANG
Aw come on! You’d make an amazing interview!
You could talk about your recent experiences! Inform and educate America!
SAM WILSON
Scott it involved a lot of racism and people died
Wouldn’t exactly be brunch time listening
SCOTT LANG
But the people need to learn!
Okay fine you could talk about working with Steve folks would love to hear about that
Since I can’t exactly interview him anymore you’re like a primary source!
SAM WILSON
Go bother Bucky if all you want is Steve stories
SCOTT LANG
Ugh I did he turned me down
Apparently if it ain’t playing out of a tube radio or a gramophone it’s beyond him
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Next text: 79. Autocorrect II