“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 83. Cheesy

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets

This text: Sam Francisco, 2024. Trevor Slattery to Katy Chen.

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83. - “Cheesy”

San Francisco, 2024

TREVOR
Hello Kasey how are we then?

KATY
It’s Katy
And who is this?

TREVOR
Oh it’s Trevor
Trevor Slattery
The actor
You know the one with Morris the little headless fellow

KATY
Oh geez
What do you want?

TREVOR
Well I’m passing along a message from Morris
Because he can’t type with his little paw things
And he’s having trouble with the voice to text

KATY
Ok…

TREVOR
It seems he developed a fondness for those lovely little cheese puff things
And somehow one can’t get a hold of them in Ta Lo
So we were wondering if you might lend a hand
And you know
Bring him a pallet or two

KATY
Morris wants me to cross dimensions
With cheese balls
He doesn’t even have a mouth!

TREVOR
Oh fine fine they’re for me
Ta Lo has a lot to recommend it but their junk food options are a bit on the thin side
Everyone’s so damned healthy

KATY
Jesus Christ
Youre using Morris for your own gain?

TREVOR
Oh for heavens sake
For all I know the little fellow doesnt eat at all

KATY
Bye Trevor lose my number

TREVOR
So you arent going to bring the cheese balls?

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