“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 85. Fanboy

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit

This text: New York, 2016. Scott Lang to Steve Rogers.

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85. - “Fanboy”

New York, 2016

SCOTT LANG
Hi, Captain
I just wanted to say again that I’m a very big fan
And how much it means to be to be fighting alongside you

STEVE ROGERS
That’s very kind of you, Scott. But I’d really prefer you treat me like any other colleague.

SCOTT LANG
Wow
You’re even more of a gentleman than they said

STEVE ROGERS
Please, take it easy, friend. This sort of thing makes me very uncomfortable.
The last guy who collected my trading cards met a very unfortunate end.

SCOTT LANG
…
Oh

STEVE ROGERS
Jesus, sorry, that sounded like a threat.
I absolutely didn’t mean it like that.

SCOTT LANG
Oh
Oh good

STEVE ROGERS
But in all seriousness, that man got killed.
To be clear, I didn’t do it but he very much did die.

SCOTT LANG
…
Of being a fan of yours?

STEVE ROGERS
I doubt it. But it made the whole thing worse.

SCOTT LANG
Oh
Well
I’m planning on trying very hard not to die
I wouldn’t want to do that to you, Cap.

STEVE ROGERS
That’s very decent of you, Scott.

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