“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 89. Trouble
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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
Gamma Quadrant, 2015. Nick Fury to Carol Danvers.
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89. - “Trouble”
Gamma Quadrant, 2015
NICK FURY
Well, there’s another world-ending crisis averted
No thanks to you, I might add
NICK FURY
Glad you’re so certain
You never know when one of these hot messes will self-destruct with rage or blow off to Asgard or cause the damn cataclysm with his damn robots
NICK FURY
…
You know what
You stay out there in the stars
Keep a little trouble off my planet
~~~
Next text: 90. Steed
By Phoebe Roberts
~~~
Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
Gamma Quadrant, 2015. Nick Fury to Carol Danvers.
~~~
89. - “Trouble”
Gamma Quadrant, 2015
NICK FURY
Well, there’s another world-ending crisis averted
No thanks to you, I might add
CAROL DANVERS
Aw, your ragtag little adventuring party pulled through
You don’t need me rushing back to earth for every little possible cataclysm
NICK FURY
Glad you’re so certain
You never know when one of these hot messes will self-destruct with rage or blow off to Asgard or cause the damn cataclysm with his damn robots
CAROL DANVERS
You know, maybe I should come back to lend a hand for the next one
Has anyone ever told your little crew how you lost your eye?
Cause I could definitely help with that
NICK FURY
…
You know what
You stay out there in the stars
Keep a little trouble off my planet
CAROL DANVERS
Yeah
You’re probably right
~~~
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