“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 92. Gods

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
89. Trouble
90. Steed
91. Friends

Cairo, 2025. Layla El-Faouly to Marc Spector.

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92. - “Gods”

Cairo, 2025

LAYLA
Look Marc
I understand things have been difficult for you in the last several years
But you’ve got to pull yourself together and take some responsibility
You can’t go around blaming everything on moon gods and avatars and all that nonsense

MARC
The literal norse god of thunder shows up regularly to hang out with his superhero buddies
But yeah no way I could be plagued by actual khonshu’s bony bird ass

LAYLA
Yeah okay fine
You want to call up Thor and have him tell the other gods not to be so mean to you
You go right ahead

STEVEN
You know, that might be a good idea
Maybe we should give it a try

MARC
You are not helping rn

STEVEN
I don’t know, Thor seems really nice
Can’t hurt to ask, right?

MARC
Oh and how are we gonna get him the message
Ask some of the other gods we know?
Cause that worked so great the last time we tried them

LAYLA
…
Marc, I’m not sure who you’re talking to
But I think you’ve got way bigger problems than a bird skeleton

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