“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 96. Backronym

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
89. Trouble
90. Steed
91. Friends
92. Gods
93. Internet
94. Left
95. Catchup

New York, 2007. Pepper Potts to Tony Stark.

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96. - “Backronym”

New York, 2007

PEPPER POTTS
I’ve been meaning to ask you—
What does JARVIS stand for?

TONY STARK
Eh nothing really

PEPPER POTTS
Huh, okay. I guess that makes more sense than what Happy told me.

TONY STARK
Oh, you mean just a rather very intelligent system

PEPPER POTTS
Jesus, that’s real? That’s terrible.
Did you really need to call it JARVIS so badly?

TONY STARK
Yes as a matter of fact
I named him after Edwin Jarvis my dad’s right hand man when I was growing up
The guy pretty much raised me
Did better job of it than Howard anyway

PEPPER POTTS
Really? That’s sweet.
Though it speaks volumes that you built your AI in the image of your replacement daddy.

TONY STARK
Hey JARVIS is purely a productivity tool

JARVIS
Actually, Miss Potts, I can confirm the vast majority of my job is to babysit.

PEPPER POTTS
HA. Thank you, JARVIS, that makes a lot of sense.

TONY STARK
Quiet you
Who said you could butt into this conversation?

JARVIS
Sir, if you don’t want me eavesdropping, don’t try to use me for speech to text.

TONY STARK
Shame on you
The actual Edwin Jarvis would have never read my diary

JARVIS
He would if you made him take dictation for it.

TONY STARK
I miss my real fake dad

PEPPER POTTS
I’m sure if he knew how you treat his namesake, he’d be honored.

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Next text: 97. Laboratories