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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
89. Trouble
90. Steed
91. Friends
92. Gods
93. Internet
94. Left
95. Catchup
96. Backronym
97. Laboratories
New York, 1951. Telegrams from Howard Stark to Edwin Jarvis.
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98. - “Wrangling”
New York, 1951
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
Staying a few more days in CT STOP
Trying to nail down Maria Carbonell schedule STOP
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
You betcha STOP
OK target having tea with governor Sunday STOP
Now in prank planning stage STOP
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
Opinion needed STOP
Goat waiting for her at table side or outside in her car STOP
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
I don’t you are STOP
Rail ticket to CT OTW STOP
Wear gloves STOP
~~~
Next text: 99. RSVP
By Phoebe Roberts
~~~
Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.
A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”
~~~
Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
89. Trouble
90. Steed
91. Friends
92. Gods
93. Internet
94. Left
95. Catchup
96. Backronym
97. Laboratories
New York, 1951. Telegrams from Howard Stark to Edwin Jarvis.
~~~
98. - “Wrangling”
New York, 1951
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
Staying a few more days in CT STOP
Trying to nail down Maria Carbonell schedule STOP
TELEGRAM FROM EDWIN JARVIS TO HOWARD STARK
Understood STOP
Sir seems quite keen on this Miss Carbonell STOP
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
You betcha STOP
OK target having tea with governor Sunday STOP
Now in prank planning stage STOP
TELEGRAM FROM EDWIN JARVIS TO HOWARD STARK
Humbly suggest prank is not the way to the lady’s heart STOP
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
Opinion needed STOP
Goat waiting for her at table side or outside in her car STOP
TELEGRAM FROM EDWIN JARVIS TO HOWARD STARK
How precisely does sir plan on wrangling said goat STOP
TELEGRAM FROM HOWARD STARK TO EDWIN JARVIS
I don’t you are STOP
Rail ticket to CT OTW STOP
Wear gloves STOP
~~~
Next text: 99. RSVP