breakinglight11 | “Texts From Avengers Tower”

“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
89. Trouble
90. Steed
91. Friends
92. Gods
93. Internet
94. Left
95. Catchup
96. Backronym
97. Laboratories
98. Wrangling

Bleecker Street, 2025. Christine Palmer to Stephen Strange.

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99. - “RSVP”

Bleecker Street, 2025

CHRISTINE
Hey
Just got your RSVP card to my wedding
Just wanted to say I’m glad you’re coming

STEPHEN
Of course.
Did you think I wouldn’t?

CHRISTINE
Honestly yes

STEPHEN
Wow. I know you think I’m a petty bastard but I hope you don’t think there are any hard feelings.

CHRISTINE
Not that
But when a guy who can teleport things doesn’t send his card back for weeks, a girl gets to wondering

STEPHEN
Fair enough.
I guess I was just thinking of the last time I attempted socializing with old colleagues.

CHRISTINE
Oh you mean the neuro mixer?
I heard it went great

STEPHEN
When the top surgeons in Manhattan ask you what you’ve been up to, and all you’ve got to talk about is emptying the mana demon traps and patching up the interdimensional seam rips, it tends to stop the conversation in its tracks.

CHRISTINE
Wow
How can you manage to make being the guardian of magical balance sound so boring?

STEPHEN
Oh, you think I traded being a celebrated neurosurgeon for something glamorous?
Nobody told me this gig was being a custodian at the mystic bus depot

CHRISTINE
Well lucky for you I also invited Jerry the janitor in the trauma ward
I’ll make sure you sit together so you have someone to talk to
Fair warning though he’s a funny guy
So try to up your game a bit so you don’t bore him

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Next text: 100. Scam