“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 100. Scam

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
89. Trouble
90. Steed
91. Friends
92. Gods
93. Internet
94. Left
95. Catchup
96. Backronym
97. Laboratories
98. Wrangling
99. RSVP

Avengers compound, 2024. Rocket Raccoon to Tony Stark.

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100. - “Scam”

Avengers compound, 2024

ROCKET RACCOON
Hey so you’re a rich bastard

TONY STARK
Uh guilty I guess

ROCKET RACCOON
Look I gotta make some cash on this planet quick
Tell me how this bitcoin gig works

TONY STARK
Oh lord
You’re an annoying little rodent but I feel obligated to warn you
That bitcoin stuff is a complete scam

ROCKET RACCOON
Duh obviously tin can man
I’m trying to get IN on that scam

TONY STARK
Oh in that case
Let me set you up with some NFTs
We’ll make shitty JPEGs of you and come up with a currency with a dumb name

ROCKET RACCOON
Rocketbucks
Obviously

TONY STARK
Oh my God the possum's going to be able to buy and sell me

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Next text: 101. Diamonds