“Texts From Avengers Tower” - 102. America’s

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“Texts from Avengers Tower”
By Phoebe Roberts
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Summary: “There are a lot of great things about being on a close-knit team like the Avengers. The group text chains aren’t one of them.

A collection of funny conversations in text messages between the cast of the MCU.”

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Previous Texts:
1. Touchscreens
2. Neurosurgeon
3. Milk
4. Moon Dust
5. Aardvarks
6. Speech to Text
7. Adapting
8. Lucky
9. Trick
10. Shopping List
11. History
12. Plea
13. Mentionitis
14. Discretion
15. Sewing
16. Help
17. Smash
18. Wife
19. Principles
20. Plus One
21. Autocorrect
22. Components
23. Catchphrase
24. Protocols
25. PSAs
26. Expert
27. Updating
28. Dad Jokes
29. Arm
30. Change
31. Adopted
32. Coexist
33. Drama
34. Musical
35. Waterproof
36. Ice Cream
37. Poser
38. Ugly
39. Ice Cream II
40. Paperweights
41. Babysitter
42. Vikings
43. Friendship
44. Stray
45. Self
46. Auntie
47. Slams
48. Worthy
49. Beyoncé
50. Consulting
51. Threat
52. Worthy II
53. Houseguests
54. Doubt
55. Elegant
56. Stupid
57. Knock Knock
58. Single
59. Hair
60. Captain
61. Better
62. Househusband
63. Explaining
64. Pact
65. Kids
66. Adopted II
67. Puny
68. Unsolved
69. Setup
70. Birthdays
71. Moping
72. Snitch
73. Pop Rocks
74. Birthdays
75. New Phone
76. Fingers
77. Music
78. Podcast
79. Autocorrect II
80. Responsibility
81. Karen
82. Regrets
83. Cheesy
84. Hobbit
85. Fanboy
86. Favorite
87. PhDs
88. Suit
89. Trouble
90. Steed
91. Friends
92. Gods
93. Internet
94. Left
95. Catchup
96. Backronym
97. Laboratories
98. Wrangling
99. RSVP
100. Scam
101. Diamonds

Avengers compound, 2024. Scott Lang to Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, and Steve Rogers.

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102. - “America’s”

Avengers compound, 2024

SCOTT
So I was wondering
If Steve is America’s ass
What are the rest of us?

BRUCE
Oh, Jesus

TONY
Well clearly I am America’s brain
AND hair

BRUCE
I might give you some slight competition for brain
And do you really think you’ve got better hair than Thor?

TONY
Shut up he’s not American
Fine I call chest

SCOTT
I mean, honestly
Thor’s got chest and biceps too

TONY
Jesus why don’t you all marry Thor if you like him so much
Whatever perfectly chiseled jawline then

BRUCE
Now that’s Steve too

SCOTT
Hard agree

TONY
WOW are you guys competing for America’s asshole?

BRUCE
You seem to want to be America’s dick

STEVE
For the record, I’m not comfortable with any of this

TONY
Shut up Steve you’re the butt not the voice

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Next text: 103. Sonar